{"product_id":"funny-cat-tote-bag-im-not-lazy-im-energy-efficient-cute-sleeping-kitten-reusable-shopper","title":"\"I'm Not Lazy, I'm Energy Efficient\" Sleeping Kitten tote bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eSoft white canvas holds a sleepy ginger kitten curled in a nap so peaceful it makes you smile. Above, playful lettering reads “I’m not lazy — I’m energy efficient,” blending cheeky humor with cozy charm. This roomy tote slips over your shoulder for market runs, library trips, or slow Sunday strolls. The laminated interior keeps things tidy, boxed corners expand for groceries or a knitting project, and reinforced handles stand up to daily use. Carry a little wit and warmth with you—this tote feels like a quiet, knowing wink to fellow cat lovers who celebrate the art of restful living.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePersonalize it with your own pet's picture if you want. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% polyester body (200 g\/m²) that holds shape and dries quickly\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double-stitched handles for extra strength\u003cbr\u003e- Non-woven laminated interior with boxed corners for added capacity\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes with five handle color options\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric with neat seam detailing and ±0.75\" size tolerance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. 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